GsW Gaming => Join Us => Topic started by: e7rnl on May 18, 2008, 04:16:42 AM



Title: Seeking Asylum
Post by: e7rnl on May 18, 2008, 04:16:42 AM
I'm not European.
Wait, I am. But I don't live in Europe.
Actually I'm half-European. I think.

I don't have xbox 360 yet, but I'll slave for it.

And for the record, you hand me a keyboard and a mouse and have me play anything from original Wolfenstein 3D through Far Cry and beyond, and I will, without doubt, own anyone and everyone. Spent years playing original Unreal Tournament, and on the Counter Strike server, I made everyone my she-male prison bitch. The only thing as pathetic as the skills of my opponents is the fragility of my ego and how arrogant I am about FPS games.
 
Since my early days of playing Unreal Tournament, I was undefeated, and worse yet, I have punked everyone I have played like a crying and whimpering little girl. I was one of several deities walking the Earth when playing an FPS with a keyboard, using W, A, S, D, and the mouse, but as it turns out -- any type of a controller in my hands is like kryptonite to Superman. Man, I fucking suck. Horribly. I am absolutely pathetic.

And my ego is bigger than yours..


Title: Re: Seeking Asylum
Post by: GsW Shaka on May 18, 2008, 05:37:15 AM
i take my responsibility, welcome aboard e7rnl


Title: Re: Seeking Asylum
Post by: GsW Tarski on May 18, 2008, 09:25:47 AM
I highly doubt the fact that you ego could be bigger than mine... :P But welcome.


Title: Re: Seeking Asylum
Post by: GsW 0s7iL KsS x on May 18, 2008, 11:50:34 AM
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any type of a controller in my hands is like kryptonite to Superman. Man, I fucking suck. Horribly. I am absolutely pathetic.

And u wanna join us ? :o , there is 1 problem right ? lol


Title: Re: Seeking Asylum
Post by: ConZepT on May 18, 2008, 11:55:31 AM
there is actually an adapter to x360 when you can use mouse and keyboard instead of controler.


Title: Re: Seeking Asylum
Post by: GsW 0s7iL KsS x on May 18, 2008, 12:17:54 PM
Can be nice, but i'll still play with my controler :p


Title: Re: Seeking Asylum
Post by: GsW 0s7iL KsS x on May 18, 2008, 12:19:36 PM
Btw if you are half european, you are half welcome  :)


Title: Re: Seeking Asylum
Post by: GsW Shaka on May 18, 2008, 12:36:58 PM
ostil is half funny, but 100% Burka boy


Title: Re: Seeking Asylum
Post by: GsW e7rnl on May 18, 2008, 01:01:41 PM
And u wanna join us ? :o , there is 1 problem right ? lol

pfffttt...details, details..


Title: Re: Seeking Asylum
Post by: GsW e7rnl on May 18, 2008, 01:06:35 PM
Btw if you are half european, you are half welcome  :)

half thank you :)


Title: Re: Seeking Asylum
Post by: GsW 1mPr3zA x on May 18, 2008, 01:29:44 PM
I'm not European.
Wait, I am. But I don't live in Europe.
Actually I'm half-European. I think.

I don't have xbox 360 yet, but I'll slave for it.

And for the record, you hand me a keyboard and a mouse and have me play anything from original Wolfenstein 3D through Far Cry and beyond, and I will, without doubt, own anyone and everyone. Spent years playing original Unreal Tournament, and on the Counter Strike server, I made everyone my she-male prison bitch. The only thing as pathetic as the skills of my opponents is the fragility of my ego and how arrogant I am about FPS games.
 
Since my early days of playing Unreal Tournament, I was undefeated, and worse yet, I have punked everyone I have played like a crying and whimpering little girl. I was one of several deities walking the Earth when playing an FPS with a keyboard, using W, A, S, D, and the mouse, but as it turns out -- any type of a controller in my hands is like kryptonite to Superman. Man, I fucking suck. Horribly. I am absolutely pathetic.

And my ego is bigger than yours..

wtf


Title: Re: Seeking Asylum
Post by: GsW e7rnl on May 18, 2008, 02:03:15 PM
ostil is half funny, but 100% Burka boy

I like Burka Boys...they make me feel...ummm..wrong forum  8)


Title: Re: Seeking Asylum
Post by: GsW 0s7iL KsS x on May 18, 2008, 02:23:08 PM
I'm not , i'm 100% frenchy  ;)


Title: Re: Seeking Asylum
Post by: GsW e7rnl on May 18, 2008, 02:31:05 PM
I'm not , i'm 100% frenchy  ;)

You ruined my fantasy.. :D


Title: Re: Seeking Asylum
Post by: GsW 1mPr3zA x on May 18, 2008, 02:41:54 PM
frenchies sucks
dutchies rules the world...


Title: Re: Seeking Asylum
Post by: GsW e7rnl on May 18, 2008, 02:52:45 PM
frenchies sucks
dutchies rules the world...

Noted...though, I didn't get the memo.


Title: Re: Seeking Asylum
Post by: GsW Shaka on May 18, 2008, 03:00:35 PM
I'm a citizen of the world ^^. I really don't care about nationality


Title: Re: Seeking Asylum
Post by: GsW NyTRO on May 18, 2008, 06:43:08 PM
Citizen of the world, nice expression Shaka  ;)


Title: Re: Seeking Asylum
Post by: GsW Tarski on May 19, 2008, 08:23:34 AM
frenchies sucks
dutchies rules the world...
As if...


Title: Re: Seeking Asylum
Post by: GsW 1mPr3zA x on May 19, 2008, 08:48:54 AM
i dont need to explain that
it's just a fact


Title: Re: Seeking Asylum
Post by: GsW e7rnl on May 19, 2008, 11:36:40 AM
What happen to a big EU family? Where's the love?? Rainbows???


Title: Re: Seeking Asylum
Post by: GsW Shaka on May 19, 2008, 11:42:42 AM
then you wake up Impreza ;)


Title: Re: Seeking Asylum
Post by: GsW CaRmAnIaC on May 19, 2008, 02:24:22 PM
i dont need to explain that
it's just a fact

i agree...
:D


Title: Re: Seeking Asylum
Post by: GsW Tarski on May 19, 2008, 10:58:33 PM
I disagree, dutchies are just some emo kids with big ego's.. nothing more... But i still love my impreza though, he is my biatch!


Title: Re: Seeking Asylum
Post by: GsW Massacre on May 20, 2008, 01:22:04 PM
Im the KING ;)